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Note AA (American Airlines) Always Awful AA (American Airlines) Abort! Abort! AA (American Airlines) Awful Airlines ACI Always Crashing In flames AEROFLOT All Engineers Resigned Or Fired - Lousy Old Technology AI (Air India) Allah Informed ! AI (Air India) Already Informed (About Allah) AI (Air India) Always Indefinite Air BC Air Bash & Crash ALIA Always Late In Arrival ALITALIA Always Late ITALIAns ALITALIA Aircraft Landed In Tokyo, All Luggage In Anchorage ALITALIA Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival Alyemda Airborne Lunatic YEMenites Destroying Airplanes ANA (All Nippon Airline) Always Not Available ANA (All Nippon Air.) Airplane Never Arrives Apache Arizona Planes Always Crash Horribly & Explode APSA Angry Peruvians Smashing Airplanes Ariana Afghans Really Into Always Neglecting Airplanes ASA (Delta Connection) A Sad Airline ASA (Delta Connection) A Sorry Airline ATA Americans Take Alternatives ATI Alternative: Take Iberia Aviaco Airplanes Violently In Awful Crashes Often BA (British Airways) Bloodish Airways BA (British Airways) Best Avoided BA (British Airways) Better Avoided BA (British Airways) Bloody Awful BIMAN (Bangladesh Airlines) Before It Moves Allah Nodds BMA British Mangling Airplanes BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) Better On A Camel BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) Bloody Old and Careless BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) Bend Over Again Christine (from cabinet sex scandal) BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) Bail Out And Crash BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.) British Overseas Air Catastrophes BOEING Bits Of Engine In Numerous Gardens BWIA (British Wets Indian Airways) Bet you Wait In Airport BWIA (British Wets Indian Airways) Better Walk If Able BWIA (British Wets Indian Airways) Better Wish It Arrives BWIA (British Wets Indian Airways) Bound to Wait In the Airport BWIA (British Wets Indian Airways) But Will It Arrive BWIA (British Wets Indian Airways) Baggage Wandering In Africa CA (China Airlines) Choose Another CAAC (Chinese Avation Airl.Comp.) China's Airlines Almost Crashes CAAC (Chinese Avation Airl.Comp.) Chinese Airline Always Canceled CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Crash And Ignite CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Call Ambulance Immediately CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Circle Airport Indefinitely CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Call Attendants "Idiots" CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Check All Items CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Copilots Are Imbeciles CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Cruise Above Iceland CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Cancel Alaskan Itinerary CAI (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Casual Atmosphere Inside CAT Crashes After Takeoff CCAir Crash & Catastrophe Air CFM 56 Ca Fout la Merde, 5 fois sur 6 ! CONTINENTAL Can Of Nitroglycerine Taken IN Every Night To Avoid Landing CP (Cathay Pacific) Crash Planned CP (Cathay Pacific) Crash Perhaps CPA (Canadian Airl.Intl.) Can't Promise Anything CP Air Crashing Planes Air CSA Czechs Smashing Airplanes DAN AIR Dangerous And Nearly Always Incredibly Rough DELTA Don't Even Leave The Airport DELTA Don't Even Let Them Aboard DELTA Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive DELTA Don't Ever Leave The Airport DELTA Departing Even Later Than Anticipated DELTA Do Every Little Thing Awkwardly DELTA Doesn't Even Locate The Airport DELTA Does Eventually Limp To an Airport DELTA Doesn't Everything Lead To Atlanta EAL (Eastern Airlines) Eastern's Always Late EL AL Every Landing Always Late EL AL Entfuehrer Landen Als Leichen (Les pirates atterrissent sous forme de cadavres) ETOPS Engines Turning Or Passengers Swimming FINNAIR Flying If No Nuclear Action Is Risky FINNAIR Food Is Never Nourishing, Atmosphere Is Restless FINNAIR Flights Into Nomadic Northern Arctic Isolated Regions FINNAIR Finally In Norway, No Airport In Range GARUDA Get Another Reservation Unless Dead Already IA (Indian Airlines) Indefinte Arrival INTERFLUG I've Never Tried Eating Raw Fish - Let Us Go JAFO Just Another Fuc**n Observer JAL (Japan Air Lines) Joke About Life JAL (Japan Air Lines) Just About Late JAL (Japan Air Lines) Japan's Always Late JAT (Yugoslav Airlines) Joke About Time LAV Linea de Accidentes y Victimas LOT (Polish Airlines) Lots Of Trouble LOT (Polish Airlines) Last One There LOT (Polish Airlines) Luggage On Tarmac LOT (Polish Airlines) Lots Of Trauma LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Hostesses And Never See-you Again LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Hostesses As No Steward Available LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Horses, Are No Stewardesses Available ? LUFTHANSA Let Us Fuck The Hostesses And Not Say Anything LUFTHANSA Let Us Fondle The Hostess And Not Say Anything OLYMPIC Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash NASA Need Another Seven Astronauts NASA Need Another Shuttle Also NASA Nice Air Show Assholes OLYMPIC Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash PA (Philippine Airways) Please Avoid PAL (Phil. Airlines) Philippines Always Late PAL (Phil. Airlines) Plane Always Late PAL (Phil. Airlines) Pretty Awful Landing PAN AM Poor Americans, Nausea And Migraine PAN AM Plan On Arriving Nervewracked And Mad PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl) Please Inform Allah PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl) Panic In Air PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl) Perhaps I Arrive PIA (Pakistan Intl.Airl) Pilot Is Alcoholic (Thanks to Mr Spock) PWA (Pacific Western) Please Wait Awhile QANTAS Quality Always Neglected, Tariffs Awfully Stupendous QANTAS Quarrelsome And Nasty Typical Australian Service QANTAS Queer And Nasty, Try Another Service. QANTAS Queers And Nymphomaniacs Travelling As Stewards QANTAS Quite A Nice Trip, Any Survivors ? QANTAS Queer And Nasty Types As Stewards QANTAS Quick And Nasty Typical Australian Service QANTAS Quite A Nice Trip, Australian Style QANTAS Queers And Nymphomaniacs Take All Seats QANTAS Quite ANother Thing to Arrive Safely SABENA (Belgium) Stupid Apes Burn Engines Nearly Always SABENA (Belgium) Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again ! SABENA (Belgium) Such A Bad Experience, Never Again ! SAHSA (Servicio Aero Honduras SA) Stay At Home, Stay Alive SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Sweet And Sexy SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Sex And Service SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Sex After Service SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Sex And Satisfaction SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Such A Shame SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Slow And Safe SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Stays At the Surface SAS (Scandinavian Airl. System) Stays Always Still SIA (Singapore Intl.Airl.) So Incredible, Aah SIA (Singapore Intl.Airl.) Sex In the Air SIA (Singapore.Intl.Airl.) Sick In Air TAA (Trans.Austr.Airl.) Try Another Airline TACA Take A Chance Airline TAP (Portuguese Airl.) Take Another Plane TAROM (Romania's airline) Trash And Rubble On Move TAT Toujours A Terre TAT Touareg Air Transport TAT Touche A Tout TAT Toutes A Toi (pour les pilotes mégalos) TAT Take A Train. THY (Turk Hava Yolara) Turkey Hates You THY (Turk Hava Yolara) They Hate You TTA (Trans-Texas Airl.) Tree-Top Airlines TTA (Trans-Texas Airl.) Teeter-Totter Airlines TWA (Transworld Airl.) Take the Waitress Away TWA (Transworld Airl.) Travel Without Arrival TWA (Transworld Airl.) Try Walking, Asshole TWA (Transworld Airl.) Try Walking Again TWA (Transworld Airl.) The Worst Airline TWA (Transworld Airl.) Took Wrong Airline TWA (Transworld Airl.) Terrorist Welcome Aboard TWA (Transworld Airl.) Terrorists With Arms TWA (Transworld Airl.) Teenie Weenie Airlines TWA (Transworld Airl.) Traveling Without Air TWA (Transworld Airl.) Tiny Wings A-flappin'!!!!! TWA (Transworld Airl.) Tight Wad Airlines TWA (Transworld Airl.) Try Walking Across (transatlantic perspective) TWA (Transworld Airl.) Teenie Weenie Airlines TWA (Transworld Airl.) Twenty Wobbly Airplanes TWA (Transworld Airl.) Trouble With Amal TWA (Transworld Airl.) Travel With Amal TWA (Transworld Airl.) Twits Win Again TWA (Transworld Airl.) That Was Awful USAir U.S. Scare USAir Unfortunately Still Allegheny in reality USAir Useless Air |
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